Sexy Valentine's Day gifts guaranteed to spice things up

It’s time to wake up and accept the fact that Valentine’s Day is the sex holiday. Sometimes spicing things up in the bedroom is the most romantic thing you can do.

We’ve scoured the web to find the sexiest gifts on the market. Whether your boo is into BDSM, toys, or is just one of those people who gets turned on by food, there’s bound to be a gift option that satisfies their nether regions and their heart.

NSFW warning: Before you scroll any further, we’d suggest making sure your screen isn’t visible to bosses, children, or conservative family members. However, if you’re in public with just randos behind you, it’s your call as to whether you want to be that person shopping for vibrators in Starbucks.

We apologize in advance for using the word “penetration” so many times. No matter how sex-positive you are, that word sucks.